12 Things Other Than Sex That Women Can Fake With Their Husbands

Women are good at so many things, be it cooking, dancing, juggling between work and home, being superb organisers and multitaskers and many more such things. But, another thing that they manage to do convincingly well is to ‘fake it’. Not just sex (well, sometimes they have to!), but other things too. And, they do it so well that no one on the planet, let alone their spouses, can differentiate whether it is for real or not! So without confusing you any further, we get a list of 12 such things that women can fake without their husbands coming to know!

#1. That she loves your mother

She will say the sweetest things about your mom in front of you, and how she is so fond of spending time with her. While in reality, she might not be able to stand her even for one second. Do not believe us? Try listening to her conversation with her mom sometime where the topic for discussion might be your mom!

#2. Pretending to love sports by hooting

Well for this one, you just need to be grateful to her. She is pretending to like sports, just so that she could spend some time with you!

#3. Convincing you that she did not ruin the laundry by mixing the coloured clothes with the whites

Blues? What blues? I wash all the white clothes separately, how could there be a blue spot? I am sure the ironing guy did that!

#4. She loves having your friends over all the time

Who could guess that behind all that love for them was a feeling to throw them out of the house right away! Well, you really cannot blame her if your friends visit you almost every day!

#5. Saying that she missed you loads and could not even sleep while you are away

And boy, did she sleep like a baby when you were gone! All day, all night, all the time!

#6. Pretending to be dumb when you talk about finances

Because she knows that things might turn ugly, if you came to know that the actual reason for the whopping bills was due to her new hair gadgets and Louis Vitton bag!

#7. Pretending she knows which country is located where

And, being a pro at knowing all the states, countries and religions of the world! Yeah right!

#8. Pretending that she cooked

While actually she just ordered food in as she burnt the batch of vegetables she was supposed to cook!

#9. Pretending she has a headche when she needs you to do some house work

Again, cannot blame her much here because that also is the only way she can get you to do some housework and give herself a break!

#10. Pretending to be fast asleep when she actually is not

Because she is tired of taking care of the kids as soon as she wants to take a break, and pretending to be fast asleep will make you do it.

#11. Pretending she loves what your workouts are doing to your body

Your workouts are not doing that much to your body as you brag they are, and just so that you do not get hurt, she tells you how pumped up your muscles look!

#12. Hanging your call on purpose saying she could not hear you properly

Because frankly, she too needs a break or is not really in a mood to speak to anyone, let alone you. But, you would believe her when she says her phone was on silent as she masters the art of faking it!

So, the next time your wife tells you any of the above things, think twice before actually believing her. You never know what the reality is! And as for the ladies, no one can do it better than you do!

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