Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Cool Status For WhatsApp

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.


I’m the dude with cool attitude.


Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.


Silence is the best response to a fool.


A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.


It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.


I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.


My life my rules. _|_


Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.


I do not get drunk- I get awesome.


Time is precious waste it wisely.


Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


A jealous woman does better research than FBI.


Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.


Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.


The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.


I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.


Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.


Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

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