Funny Status For WhatsApp

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Aadhar card.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

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I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

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You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

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Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

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